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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

omgzayn:

omgzayn:

the two hottest guys in my class are sitting like this right now i-

IM SO DONE


are you watching a documentary on baby animals while this is happening? HOW ARE YOU FUNCTIONING?

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

omgzayn:

omgzayn:

the two hottest guys in my class are sitting like this right now i-

IM SO DONE

are you watching a documentary on baby animals while this is happening? HOW ARE YOU FUNCTIONING?

(Source: zaynmalif, via weirdnessloveandscifi)

English is not my native language.

So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.

(Source: huntingbutts, via fahrlight)

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via deansbrave)

opticallyaroused:

Dreamscapes by Ian Plant

(Source: ianplant.com)

abulletforniki:

powerofvoodoo:

well this is rEALLY FUCKING CUTE.

IT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

(via piertotum-locomottor)

vexstacy:

teratocybernetics:

a-drays-mind:

kiana-m:

mattisbollywood:

wildbearpajamas:

My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.

interracial couples are always cute

Oh my god that is so precious. 

KITTENS YOUR DADDY IS A DOGGIE. YOU ARE SOME LUCKY BABIES.

 I’m sorry but

B-Babuhs~ ;v;

I’m cry.

too cute to not reblog. I literally tried not to reblog this but my heart wasn’t having any of it. lol. 

(Source: timedragonclock, via misguided-misanthrope)

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

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happygalsmiley:

certified-fangirl:

rammsteinbitch:

malsherlocktyrion:

maliciousmastermind:

2pondsandariver:

lovelynobody00:

sherlocksmercenary:

accio-who-lock:

mycroftknowsbetter:

Press play because this has Jim Moriarty written all over it

I have a feeling I’m going to be singing this all day tomorrow. And I’m working. This is going to be awkward. 

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“Oh god…”

At first I was all:

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But then:

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OH MY GOD THIS IS GONNA BE STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I’LL SING THIS AT SCHOOL AND I’LL SCARE PEOPLE

Mother of god.

Holy Shit. I just woke up my poor bed partner with my snorting. In the ensuing struggle my headphones popped out of my laptop and now I’m just getting worried stares.

HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS AT SCHOOL AND I NEED TO PLAY IT SUPER LOUD WHENEVER SOMEONE PISSES ME OFF OMG

This is hilarious

(via mishacollinsenglishdictionary)

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awwww-cute:

Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave

awwww-cute:

Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave

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