So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato. sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great
Press play because this has Jim Moriarty written all over it
I have a feeling I’m going to be singing this all day tomorrow. And I’m working. This is going to be awkward.
At first I was all:
OH MY GOD THIS IS GONNA BE STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I’LL SING THIS AT SCHOOL AND I’LL SCARE PEOPLE
Mother of god.
Holy Shit. I just woke up my poor bed partner with my snorting. In the ensuing struggle my headphones popped out of my laptop and now I’m just getting worried stares.
HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS AT SCHOOL AND I NEED TO PLAY IT SUPER LOUD WHENEVER SOMEONE PISSES ME OFF OMG
This is hilarious